These posts are going to be quite different from the former, as I am no longer in the throes of tenth grade English, but am now teaching in a third grade classroom. While quite a departure from what I've been used to the last three years, there have already been some equally-as-funny moments.
Third graders were asked to fill out an "All About Me" questionnairre today. Here are some of their answers:
One word that describes me well is goofy because I say about 3000 werds a day.
One word that describes me well is crazy because I tikl my sisters.
One word that describes me well is fragile because I could break a glass plate.
When I grow up, I would like to be a helacopter nurse because that would be cool.
When I grow up, I would like to be a nurse because I like to take shots.
When I grow up, I would like to donate blod.
One thing I would like to tell my teacher is I'm a spy.
One thing I would like to tell my teacher is teddy bear.
One thing I would like to tell my teacher is I do not like my brother.
One question I'd like to ask my teacher is you are good at dancing.
One question I'd like to ask my teacher is were did you come from?
One question I'd like to ask my teacher is why do you sing so much?
One question I'd like to ask my teacher is do you know what 21 x 21 is?