That being said, here are a few funny things high schoolers have said recently: (WARNING: Female anatomy is referenced).
"I'm so thirsty! I'm DYING!" -K. To which I responded: "Can I come to your funeral?" She didn't think it was funny.
"You're probably SO hungover from Thanksgiving." -T. First of all, I didn't drink any alcohol on Thanksgiving or any days around it. Second of all, I would never have said something like this to my teachers!
"Are you a ticket? Cause you've got 'fine' written all over you." - W
My mom had post-hysterectomy surgery. Since she is my classroom aide in the afternoons, the students asked why she was gone. I told them it was a female-related surgery, to which C asked, "Did she have her vagina removed?"
"Aw, man! I spelled your last name wrong." -F. Really? My last name is the name of a very common color. Really? Who's your English teacher? Oh...that's right...it's me.
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