Even though I'm off of work for the week, I thought of more "funny" things high school-ers say:
Addressing me:
"You remind me of Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials. You should tryout to be a guest star in one of them." - P (and P is the 4th student who has likened me to Flo).
"Why do you always make that same face when you dance? It looks like you're so serious. And your dancing is terrible." - S
"You're one of those 'weird' teachers, but in a cool way." - B
"Since you like hairy men so much, why don't you just marry a gorilla?" - B
"We've started a club called the 'Fat People Krew' and you should be in it. But you're not fat and we get that - skinny people can be part of it, too." - C and G
I'm gonna have to see what Flo looks like...I always fast forward through commercials...Hope you're enjoying your week off!!
ReplyDeleteDude, if a Gorilla could commit, be reasonably emotionally available and help me do the laundry, I would consider it!
ReplyDeletei want that hat.
ReplyDeleteYou made me laugh! Maybe you should include some of W's cute pickup lines or Z's 5 minute delay of "What page are we on?".
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