So Many Good Ones

- To my aide: "Ms. W, you look really good today.  You look like one-hundred dollars."


-When putting on Carmex, W wasn't using his fingers, but was putting the little pot of it directly to his lips.  When I inquired as to why he wasn't using his fingers to apply it, he answered "Eeeww...I don't know where my fingers have been!"


-"You know, when women get older they go through menopause.  And then everything just drops.  You can no longer tell if they're a man or woman."  - M


-On their quiz this week, students were given the Greek root "phil" and had to identify its meaning and use it in an English word.  The answer I was looking for was "Meaning: love; English word: philosophy."  B wrote on his quiz: "Meaning: Phil; English word: Collins."

-After I cracked my knuckles, D said, "So you like arthritis, do you?"