The newest funny things the good ol' high school students have said:
-"My girlfriend cheated on my three times with two Mexicans and a black guy." -L The only black guy in the room says, "Don't look at me!"
- When trying to get a piece of cake at lunch, D says to Ms. H, "Can I have a piece of cake? By the way, the color of your sweater really makes your eyes bounce." (I think he meant to say, "makes your eyes dance.")
- One of the boys on the swim team said, "I'm wearing my Speedos under my pants and every time I walk uphill, they go up my butt! It doesn't feel very good." -D
- Another boy asked me, "Ms. Black, who do you think is the ugliest guy in this whole class?" - E. Of course I told him he was. :)
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