Where do they come up with this stuff?

L says, "My girlfriend is hairy like Chewbacca."

When J said something rude, K turns around to him and says, "Dude, does your brain have a funnel?"  After the class stopped laughing, they corrected him: "Don't you mean filter?"

In the middle of taking notes about thesis statements, W says, "Did you know I have $600 worth of Transformers?"  First of all, does he realize that Transformers have nothing to do with thesis statements?  Second of all, does he know how cool he just made himself sound?!?

While I'm giving a lecture on Dante, B stops and makes a needless comment (for the thousandth time), so I say, "B, keep writing!" (for the thousandth time)  B then says, "I thought it was a free country, but apparently not."  And continues to write.

I was quizzing kids for an upcoming test and throwing out candy to those students who got an answer right.  One of my girls who takes insulin shots frequently throughout the school day kept getting the answers right and the candy pile on her desk kept growing.  Finally she says to her classmates, "Sure, guys.  Let the diabetic get all the candy.  Thanks a lot."  - M