Is It Graduation Time Yet?

We were reading A Midsummer Night's Dream and there's a character named Puck in the play.  E said "Puck put poisonous potion on people's pupils.  Hey!  That's alliteration!  Instead of 'Busta Rhymes' I'm 'Busta Alliteration.'"

"My mom said you look like a nice teacher.  I told her that she should catch you on a bad day.  You get so mad that you eat people's faces off." - A

One of my favorite students is a notorious trouble-maker at our school.  E is known for ditching, theft, drugs, defiance, etc.  He was in my class this morning and I said, "E, what are you going to do with your life after you graduate?"  He said, "Become a minister."