We've been having a ton of cockroaches in our classrooms and rats outside in the planters. Here are a few gems the students have given me regarding these rodents:
"You guys aren't providing a very safe place for us to get an education. We're going to get diseases like hepatitis and scoliosis." - N
A boy reached down and picked up a live cockroach.
Me: "Eeeww...don't pick that up! Don't you know how many diseases and things cockroaches carry?!?"
J: "Like...20?"
Other miscellaneous quotes:
"You're moving to Wisconsin? Do you realize what this news is doing to my heart? What if I ask you to marry me, then will you stay?" - D
"I cannot wait to go home and eat corn dogs!" - A
Walking up to a student who was playing with her camera during class: Me - "What are you doing? I certainly hope you're not messing with something." T - "I'll tell you what - I'm definitely NOT playing with my camera."
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